A is for Adam, the grooviest man to ever pluck an oddly-shaped stringed instrument. He wasn't no Herbert!
B is for Bones, the grooviest man to ever rock Studio 54. He wasn't no Tony Manero.
C is for Culluh, the grooviest Maje to ever rock a mud-pie up-do.
D is for Damar, a Legate who switched to the good guys at just the right time to help make a difference.
E is for Edith Keeler. The hot 1930's chick that almost screwed up history.
F is for France. The Picard family comes from the city of Labarre.
G is for Gul "mutton chops" Macet. Ha! Dukat only wishes!
H is for Hasperat. Ro Laren liked it hot. Really, really hot.
I is for Ishka, totally groovy Mom.
J is for the Jarada, an insectoid race that Picard once labored to learn the language of to avoid a diplomatic incident.
K is for Khitomer: the grooviest place in the galaxy until the Rommies blowed it up. And they say Vulcans have no sense of fun.
L is for Leonard James Akaar. Whatever happened to him?
M is for Martia. One double-crossing, shape-shifting beeyotch.
N is for Nimoy. The original and the best Spock.
O is for Orion slave girls. The more the merrier. Or something like that.
P is for Pardek, the most backstabbing Senator on all of Romulus.