Beltran: "Are you out of your freaking mind Rick? This will never work."
Bergman: "Look Robert, the fans have been screaming for a gay episode."
Beltran: "This isn't what they meant Rick, and why aren't you wearing any clothes?
Bergman: "Hitchcock used to put himself in scenes. Now get your uniform off, it almost time to film the sex scene."
Beltran: "Sex scene? We need to talk about this some more."
Brat: "This planet is a desert, there's not a thing to eat in sight."
Chakotay: "Oh, I don't know, I can see something to eat from right here."
