Cute, cheesy, amusing--and all in a good way!
Excellently done, my friend. It certainly put a smile on my face.
(Especially the lines about kicking the guy in the--how did
this T'Aesop get away with using such...choice words--around kids
! Ah, well...as they
remember it--the best--bedtime story--EVER!!!
"The saying implies but does not name the effective agency of its supposed utopia.... 'Needs and abilities' are, of course, subjective. So the operative statement may be reduced to 'the State shall take, the State shall give'."