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Old August 29 2012, 04:50 AM   #134
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Re: Bill Nye: “Creationism is not Appropriate for Children”

RoJoHen wrote: View Post
I am totally down with #5, but all the rest sounds like too much work for me.
Yeah. The apatheists started to say the same thing, but just trailed off and resumed playing XBOX.

ITL wrote: View Post
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Well, if I recall correctly, atheists want to:

1] Subjugate religion
2] Force churches to disband
3] Indoctrinate children
4] Rule the world
5] Put their hands in the air and wave them like they just don't care
We atheists will...

1] Subjugate religion - With a big stick.
2] Force churches to disband - With a big stick.
3] Indoctrinate children - IN THE SCIENCE CLASSROOM!!
4] Rule the world - They shall kneel before Zod.
5] Put our hands in the air and wave them like we just don't care - Don't be ridiculous, man. We're not monsters.
What if we were to get jiggy with it instead?

Chemahkuu wrote: View Post
J. Allen wrote: View Post
Well, if I recall correctly, atheists want to:

1] Subjugate religion
2] Force churches to disband
3] Indoctrinate children
4] Rule the world
5] Put their hands in the air and wave them like they just don't care
What about Antitheists then?
They can join the Uncle Theists. [boo!]

Deckerd wrote: View Post
They just sit around arguing about finding a better name.
They could call themselves the Quarrymen. I heard that name's no longer taken.

My Name Is Legion wrote: View Post
Deckerd wrote: View Post
They just sit around arguing about finding a better name.
They should concentrate on learning their instruments.
[boo!]
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