The longer nothing is released, the funnier this thread is going to get.
I'm sure you're right. While I'm confident that the film will be a lot of fun, I suspect it won't be nearly as entertaining as watching fans losing their sh!t here over not being adequately spoon-fed and catered to by JJ & crew.
It's gonna be Comedy Gold!
I'm a customer, JJ is my supplier. I want what I want, I want it now and I'm not cool with all his noncing and secrecy.
I pay that bitch's wages for Christsake!
Now give it to me.