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Old August 23 2012, 01:48 AM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #61: Worf, Captioning with Honor

Sisko: Mr. Worf, shut off that Borg light before I punch you.

Worf: Captain, I regret to inform you that the Defiant replicator firmware update has turned raktijino into Twizzlers.

Worf cursed Jadzia for putting Picard's recording of him singing Gilbert and Sullivan as the starting track of his opera play list.

Worf: Thirty reports to fill out today and all of ones you could cover... I hate you guys.

Martok: A toast to TNG Remastered! May it slay other Blu-Rays and lead to our show getting remastered!
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
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