Chakotay: B'Elanna asked me to bring this back to you. Tell me, you weren't too attached to the sweater you let her borrow, were you?
Janeway's plan worked perfectly; distract Harry with a bunch of attractive Trill Women and have them put a symbiont in him once he was relaxed, changing his personality forever.
Janeway: No one beams up until we find the commbadges!
Doctor: Look on the bright side, you'll be gone long before the surprise party Neelix planned for you.
The Doctor: Please state the nature of the toenail emergency.