Thanks for the win!
Sisko: I'm sorry Mr. Worf, but we already have one rigid, hard-ass, anti-social misfit on the station, okay?
Worf: Yes, but does he growl and act like an animal?
Sisko: Well, I suppose he could turn into one ... but I thought you stopped doing that after Season 2 of TNG?
Worf: Zzzzzzz ....
Garak: Humph! Dr. Bashir would never fall asleep during one of my stories. He hangs on my every word.
Worf: *mutter sleepily* Well yeah, but that's just because he wants to -
Garak: Don't you say it! That is not
cannon, Mister! Not cannon
As punishment for wearing his TNG uniform on DS9, Sisko decided to have Worf destroyed by the Great Green Ooze.
*Sisko's maniacial laughter is heard from offscreen.*
Bashir: My god
, the smell ....!
O'Brien: I think ... I think I'm dying ...
Jadzia: You Klingons never do anything small, do you?
Worf: I have dishonored myself ...
Sadly for his friends, Worf drunk turned out to be as much "fun" as Worf sober.