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Old August 18 2012, 06:45 PM   #5
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #61: Worf, Captioning with Honor

Thanks for the win!

Sisko: I'm sorry Mr. Worf, but we already have one rigid, hard-ass, anti-social misfit on the station, okay?
Worf: Yes, but does he growl and act like an animal?
Sisko: Well, I suppose he could turn into one ... but I thought you stopped doing that after Season 2 of TNG?

Worf: Zzzzzzz ....
Garak: Humph! Dr. Bashir would never fall asleep during one of my stories. He hangs on my every word.
Worf: *mutter sleepily* Well yeah, but that's just because he wants to -
Garak: Don't you say it! That is not cannon, Mister! Not cannon!

As punishment for wearing his TNG uniform on DS9, Sisko decided to have Worf destroyed by the Great Green Ooze.
*Sisko's maniacial laughter is heard from offscreen.*

Bashir: My god, the smell ....!
O'Brien: I think ... I think I'm dying ...
Jadzia: You Klingons never do anything small, do you?
Worf: I have dishonored myself ...

Sadly for his friends, Worf drunk turned out to be as much "fun" as Worf sober.
"You do not understand, but you will." - Kosh to Sheridan, in "Interludes and Examinations."
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