nor laundry without hairs. But at least you'll always have pre-warmed undies - not all that bad on a chilly morning
...the fist part king of explains why so much black clothing has crept into my closet over the years!
What's your cats name?
It depends on which part of his personality is presenting itself at the time:
Captain Jack Sparrow
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Jack in the box
When he is misbehaving he tends to be CaptainBlackHappyOneEyedJumpin'JackFlashintheBox