Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
"Ah. Here's the entry. On Stardate 46578.3, Captain Janeway specifically said, 'You'll get your promotion over my dead body and the bodies of everybody on this ship.' Since, technically, you don't have a body, being comprised of photons and force fields, can I have my promotion?"
"Divine intervention is unlikely." - The Doctor