Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
"Ah. Here's the entry. On Stardate 46578.3, Captain Janeway specifically said, 'You'll get your promotion over my dead body and the bodies of everybody on this ship.' Since, technically, you don't have a body, being comprised of photons and force fields, can I have my promotion?"
"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome