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Old August 10 2012, 10:09 PM   #218
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Re: TIL...

thestrangequark wrote: View Post
Not much in this world is as disgusting as an undercooked egg, in my opinion. I want practically all the moisture boiled, fried, or scrambled out of my egg before it touches my plate!
I'm shocked that a lady of such good taste normally can be so dreadfully wrong.
  • Omelettes should be nicely baveuse.
  • Fried eggs must have a runny yolk to cut open.
  • Boiled eggs need to be soft to dip your soldiers into.
  • Eggs Benedict demand a soft poached egg.
  • Scrambled eggs need to be squidgedly creamy.
These are the Five Egg Commandments! All that the Lord of Eggs hath said will you do, and be obedient.
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