Well, might as well take advantage of this to get my entries in!
...And, finally, ve are avare of ze problem vith ze lights many of you are referring to as "lens flare." Engineering has assured me zat zey are working on ze problem as ve speak. Thank you for your cooperation, dosvedanya.
Meanwhile, on the set of Star Trek XII
: Hmm, this is interesting. If I up the lens flare, you can't tell the stunt doubles from the real actors. That gives me an idea...
: Guys, guys, to come in under budget, J.J.'s going to replace us with our stunt doubles!