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Old August 8 2012, 04:56 AM   #857
Set Harth
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Re: "The Dark Knight Rises" Review and Discussion Thread (spoilers)

TDKR "criticism" has been in RLM territory for some time now.

First of all, the motivation of the villains is a bullshit problem. In their motivation the villains of this film are essentially no different from any number of movie villains over the years, including BB. And no one ever had an issue with "motivation" in those cases... just this one. You might as well say "this movie violated fundamental rules of filmmaking that I made up myself". You might as well say "TDKR changed the Force".

Bane also knows, probably because he's — as Rush Limbaugh has cleverly deduced -- a stand-in for Mitt Romney
Don't tell me - you're just joking. At least that would explain a theory contradicted by the fact that this movie was finished shooting before Romney was even the nomney.

Also, I'm pretty sure Catwoman figures it out, unless Batman has a special Bat-kiss that differentiates his Bruce Wayne smooching experience.
She heard Bane call him "Mr. Wayne", but don't let that get in the way of your much more entertaining kissing theory.
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