Admiral M wrote:
FACT: The laws of time and space do not apply to Colm Meaney, he could be his own father and mother if he wanted to.
Colm Meaney laughs at us for our silly and quaint ideas of reporduction. The way he does it is so far beyond our ability to understand, that if someone were to try they'd turn into a drooling vegetable because the concept is just that complex. And that's if the person already had above agerage intelligence.
His idea of sex is also much more satisfying, and needless to say, no other guy can match his abilities.