Seven: Neelix's 5 Alarm Chili has led to a dangerous methane buildup due to farting. We will need to use the breathing masks for at least 6 more hours.
Doc: You call THIS A Putter?!
Q: I'm what we call a deadbeat dad. See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya! You either, kid.
Paris: Actually, that course will take us through the Nebula of Doom.
Janeway: There could be coffee in there, ENGAGE!
Janeway never had much to put on her Spacebook page she started strategically placing herself near arguments among crew members.