Well, it's good to hear that you're doing okay. I and my wife are a walking textbook of medical issues, so I get kind of nervous when my friends and acquaintances talk about this sort of thing.
Is it stress related? Maybe your body is trying to turn you into the hulk and you just don't have enough gamma radiation.
Not a bad idea. Well, I have an extra large microwave, we could always microwave him for a little while and see if he turns green.