Janeway: How much longer can we keep them out?
Seven: As long as their fur doesn't interact with the plasma relays we shouldn't experience any problems.
Janeway: *sigh* Of course I would have the luck to incur the wrath of the tribbles.
Seven: I'd say more like the wrath of the Quadrant.
Doc: Madness? This...is... SICKBAY!
Q (in Janeway's body): Now see what you've done, Kathy? You suggest that my son indulge in a little creativty and he switches our bodies!
Tom: I bet I can get us all back to the Alpha Quadrant at warp 10 without anyone turing into salamanders!
Icheb and Q exchanged looks of horror when they realized that the reading material on the captain's PADD was some very
steamy J/C fanfic from the intergalactic fanfiction outpost.