^Man, I could make so many jokes right now ("What'd they biopsy, your sense of humor?" etc.
Heh, I can tell you're enjoying this.
They tried to biopsy my sense of humour, but they couldn't find anything.
But before we get to the fun, are you okay?
I'm absolutely fine - thanks for asking.
The anaesthetic finally wore off about two hours ago, but I'm thinking nothing of it - really, it's no skin off my back.
Still, it had been bugging me for a while, and it's at least it's another monkey off my back - well, it was more of a mole than a monkey, but who's taking note anyway?
: It's mindless now, clicking towards oblivion. ... How long, K-9?
: INSUFFICIENT DATA.
: Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.