Gods, don't remind me. My sister is pregnant too and people keep on making rice jokes.
I was literally told about it by being handed a packet of Uncle Ben's microwavable rice.
Sorry I know you don't really want me laughing at your emotional torment but there you go!
And to be fair I can totally understand it getting annoying.
Congratulations though. Not that you did anything.
Thanks. Although I haven't dropped him yet, which is definitely something.