Fuck that cocky motherfucking piece of shit Melky Cabrera. When he was in Atlanta, he was a fat cocksucking fuck who couldn't run to first base without a big fucking grin and tripping over his own fucking feet that he could barely see.
He suddenly lost 50 pounds and started practicing the sport of baseball and now he's out there taunting baserunners, doing fake tosses to fans, crotch chops, coming out of the dugout when somebody threw his HR ball back, and pointing to the crowd after home runs. He needs to go die in a fucking fire.