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Old July 18 2012, 12:06 PM   #2101
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Ambition. Cardassian military officers are loaded with it.
B is for Bastards, Magnificent ones. Something Cardassians tend to be.
C is for... C-word(s). Which Cardassian females tend to be with rare exception.
D is for Detapa Council, the governing civilian body on Cardassia at the time of the Klingon invasion of 2372.
E is for Entek, Corbin. A member of the Obsidian Order who died before his time.
F is for Founders, with whom they allied
G is for Garak. Plain, simple Garak.
H is for Honor. Worf said they have none.
I is for Intelligence. Something Cardassians as a rule specilized in.
J is for Jasad. A clear exception to the rule stated at I.
K is for Klingon War
L is for Laughs. Cardassians seemed to have hearty ones.
M is for Macet, Gul. The first Cardassian we were introduced to.
N is for Nose, which the Cardassians ended up paying through as a concequence of their alliance with the Dominion.
O is for Obsidian Order.
P is for Pest, which a Cardassian vole was
Q is for Quite nasty - what a lot of Cardassian military folk are.
R is for Rokassa juice. Garak's favorite drink.
S is for Soukara, a Cardassian planet.
T is for Tits. Cardassian women have them despite being apparently reptilian.
U is for the Union that all Cardassians serve
V is for V, who, judging by his monologuing, was really a Cardassian under that mask.
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