Oh, you're out of luck then. I live in a country that's currently going "Crisis? What crisis?".
Low unemployment, exports soaring, 0% interests on government bonds.
Also: Our water supply is just fine.
But even if I lived in Greece that wouldn't keep me from taking the piss when it comes to Slavery Apologists. Because, you know, it's a ridiculous point of view that deserves a lot of ridicule whenever it comes up.