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Old July 10 2012, 09:40 AM   #2039
Deranged Nasat
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Avarice, Ferengi are greedy buggers
B is for Buck Naked. How Ferengi prefer to keep their women.
C is for commerce, the Ferengi way of life.
D is for the all-mighty Dollar. In their case, gold-pressed latinum.
E is for Exploitation, which the Rules of Acquisition clearly state begins at home
F is for FCA, the Ferengi Commerce Authority, which regulates their businesses.
G is for Gint, and Grand Nagus, of which Gint was the first
H is for Hew-mon, the idiomatic way Ferengi refer to us.
I is for Idiot brother; Quark has one.
J is for Justification, which any good Ferengi had no need for to make profit.
K is for Klingons, who hate Ferengi
L is for Lobes. Big ones. Which all good Ferengi businessmen should have.
M is for Moogi, who despite being a female is still an important figure in a Ferengi's life.
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.
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