A is for Avarice, Ferengi are greedy buggers
B is for Buck Naked. How Ferengi prefer to keep their women.
C is for commerce, the Ferengi way of life.
D is for the all-mighty Dollar. In their case, gold-pressed latinum.
E is for Exploitation, which the Rules of Acquisition clearly state begins at home
F is for FCA, the Ferengi Commerce Authority, which regulates their businesses.
G is for Gint, and Grand Nagus, of which Gint was the first
H is for Hew-mon, the idiomatic way Ferengi refer to us.
I is for Idiot brother; Quark has one.