I was at the book store (yes, a real live bookstore!) the other day and saw this. They had an entire wall dedicated to the trilogy (because of course it's a trilogy). I have absolutely no desire to read it.
I'm starting to think it isn't that difficult to write popular novels. I might just whip up a trilogy about sex-crazed teenage time-traveling dinosaur hunters and see how long it takes for somebody to turn it into a movie.