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Old July 1 2012, 11:05 AM   #1992
Deranged Nasat
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Angry. As in Kirk asking the Sha-Ka-Ree entity why it's angry after it lashes out at him with an energy bolt.
B is for Bad special effects.
C is for Centre of the galaxy. Where they went.
D is for "Don't you know a jailbreak when you see one?" by Scotty.
E is for Everyone. As in: who was disappointed this movie wasn't better?
F is for Fan. Some were indeed disappointed. Others went dancing with Uhura.
G is for Galileo, the primary shuttle used in TFF.
H is for Horrible outing. Which this movie is.
I is for Inside the Great Barrier, where no starship had before dared to travel.
J is for Jailbreak. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy apparently din'nae know one when they see one.
K is for Klaa, the Klingon captain. or Korrd, the Klingon ambassador.
L is for Landing the hostage rescue team on Nimbus III in a shuttlecraft.
M is for McCoy's dad and for Matinee. The only time anyone would dare go see this movie. Definitely not worth evening ticket prices.
N is for Nimbus III. Planet of Galactic Peace.
O is for Orders to defend the ship, which Spock disobeyed because Sybok was his half-brother.
P is for Pioneer 10, Earth Space Probe destroyed by Klaa.
Q is for Questionable. In regards to the quality of the screenwriting for this movie.
R is for "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
S is for Sybok, who can take away our the cost of causing us agony through having to watch this film.
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.
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