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Old June 29 2012, 07:36 PM   #1
Deimos Anomaly
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In zombie films, how come nobody has ever...

..put on a suit of medieval full-plate knight armour?

Instant, near-total invulnerability to zombie bites and scratches.

A squad of plate armoured knights with sharp swords and shields could easily cleave through a zombie horde, decapitating as they went. A follow up eachelon could destroy the severed heads (immobilised but still active as long as the brain is undamaged) in their wake at leisure.
I had a friend once, but the wheels fell off. Sad, very sad.
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