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Old June 28 2012, 04:58 AM   #1966
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Aging. As in premature, which the Third World War and frequent alcohol consumption led him to.
B is for Booze. He was a big fan.
C is for Contact, he was the first to have it with Vulcans.
D is for Delta Quadrant, where the aliens that attempted to stop him came from.
E is for Everything. As in: "What does Zefram Cochrane drink?"
F is for Federation, the foundations of which were laid by first contact.
G is for Giant Statue. Zeph had one.
H is for Holy. He got the impression the Enterpise crew thought of him as that.
I is for Inventor. He was one.
J is for Jose Cuervo, a tequila he most certainly would enjoy.
K is for Klingons. His invention directly led to first contact with the Klingons as well.
L is for Light. He figured out how to exceed its speed.
M is for Missile, which is what the Phoenix was built from.
N is for Natural Aging Process, from which the Companion protected him.
O is for Orbison; Roy Orbison. Zeke's a big fan of his music.
P is for Phoenix, mankind's very first ship capable of traveling faster than light. Piloted by Cochrane.
Q is for Quixotic. Which Cochrane wasn't, but seems to have been imagined to be by later generations. (Phew, that's a hard letter to do in this context)
R is for Rock Music...which Cochrane liked to play loudly.
S is for slurring his words.
T is for Titan intercontinental ballistic missile, which was the launch vehicle used for Cochrane's warp ship.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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