A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.