God dammit, Along Came A Spider is UNWATCHABLE thanks to Parker's voice.
This is not due to Keaton being recast, but because Drake Bell is a horrible
He. Can't. Emote. Through. His. Voice. At All. Every line, EVERY FUCKING LINE has the same inflection.
Tom Kenny (as Spongebob) would have suited the part much better. (Hell, Kenny's Plastic-Man would have been pretty damn awesome.)
would be preferrable to a prepubescent Ben Stein-er Man.
Realistically, they'd be very
wise to sneak-in or leak the original audio with Keaton in the eventual S2 DVDs.