I hate her music, I think shes an exemplification of all that is wrong with Britain (and by extension, the world) today and her accent is like having nails scraped along chalkboard before being hammered into your ear canal.
But, she's really freakin' hot. So Thumbs up.
Couldn't have put the dilemma better myself except I ended up voting Sideways as a result. Your summary is lolworthily perfect though.