the new Borg cult are suddenly profit-motivated?
"we will add your capital to our own. Your investment portfolio will increase tenfold. Resistance is futile."
LOL, but I'd have worded it as "OUR investment portfolio will benefit from yours."
Or, "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your distinctive financial capital to our own, to increase our portfolio. Your only hope is to open a Borg IRA. Resistance is futile.