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Old May 19 2012, 11:11 PM   #1612
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
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