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Old May 18 2012, 11:46 PM   #1597
Deranged Nasat
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Apples. Apples first came from a tree just outside Moscow.
B is for Bourbon. A Russian inwention.
C is for Chekov, an export of Russia and Cherry Orchard, The a play by that Chekhov chap.
D is for Denobulan sausages. Inwented in Russia.
E is for Egg Salad...inwented by a little old lady from Minsk.
F is for ... Well... You know. The Russians did it first
G is for Getting it in one Mr. Garibaldi
H is for helicopters. Leonardo da Saratov, actually
I is for incandescent lightbulbs. Inwented by Thomas Andrievich Edison.
J is for Jewish Rye bread. Inwented by a rabbi in St. Petersburg.
K is for the Kimono. Designed and first vorn by the Czarina of all the Russias.
L is for lasers. inwented by a DJ from Novosibirsk
M is for Mom's apple pie. Not an American cossack inwention. Russian, baby
N is for Nuclear power. inwented by a little old man from Yakutsk
O is for Ozkar Mir Veeners. Zay plump ven you turn up da heat--like a good Russian voman.
P is for Potato chips. Don't believe the hype. Potatoes are a Russian specialty, so put two and two together.
Q is for Quadrotriticale, of course.
R is for radio. Which was inwented by Vladimir Ivan Marconi. From Murmansk.
S is for Space. First human to visit was Russian.
T is for Tequila. Those Mexican cossacks are all lying. Eating the worm was a Russian inwention.
U is for Universe. God is Russian.
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.
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