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Old May 18 2012, 02:30 PM   #1587
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Apples. Apples first came from a tree just outside Moscow.
B is for Bourbon. A Russian inwention.
C is for Chekov, an export of Russia and Cherry Orchard, The a play by that Chekhov chap.
D is for Denobulan sausages. Inwented in Russia.
E is for Egg Salad...inwented by a little old lady from Minsk.
F is for ... Well... You know. The Russians did it first
G is for Getting it in one Mr. Garibaldi
H is for helicopters. Leonardo da Saratov, actually
I is for incandescent lightbulbs. Inwented by Thomas Andrievich Edison.
J is for Jewish Rye bread. Inwented by a rabbi in St. Petersburg.
K is for the Kimono. Designed and first vorn by the Czarina of all the Russias.
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