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Old May 17 2012, 08:56 PM   #1572
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
I'll have a Gorntini.
I'll have a Halliian Brandy
I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
I'll have a juice of Rokassa. My friend Garak will have one too.
I'll have a Klingon Blood Wine. (Come on, what did you think I was gonna say?)
I'll have a Lentaran ale, extra strong.
I'll have a Mintakan absinthe.
I'll have a Naussican Cider
I'll have a Orion rum and cola. Make it a double.
I'll have a Prune juice. Chilled. The drink of a warrior!
I'll have a quadrotriticale smoothy. Yumm! Wheat germ.
I'll have a Red Romulan - surely you know how to make one?
I'll have a Saurian Brandy
I'll have a Talarian Highball. Go heavy on the mako root
I'll have a Ullian Rum punch
I'll have a Vulcan Brandy.
I'll have a Wadi Whisky. No ice!
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