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Old May 16 2012, 07:12 PM   #1546
CorporalClegg
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
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