I'd like to go to this movie with some other twit and wonder aloud about why it's not consistent with the Raimi movies.
"Where's the original actor...the goofy looking kid..."
"Yeah, the one who played Frodo."
"I HOPE VENOM COMES BACK FOR THIS ONE."
"WHY IS VENOM GREEN?"
"Yo, I think that's the green goblin?"
"I thought he died, then like his son died."
"Where's Mary Jane?"
"You can't smoke that shit here!"
"No, I mean the red haired chick...Parker's squeeze."
"Why's that cop called Captain Stacy...Stacy is a girl's name."
"I dunno, but that's Dennis Leary, he was baaad dude in Judgement Night!"
"I'm bored, when's Spider-Man gonna kill somebody."
"Spider-Man doesn't kill."
"Weeeak...I knew we should've seen Dark Knight Rising