A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"