A is for Anij. Picard sets the record for being attracted to an older woman.
B is for Berserk, which the damaged Data goes inside the Ba'ku village at the beginning of the film.
C is for Cloaked Holoship. Apparently not so illegal...
D is for Dougherty, Admiral
E is for embarrasing, what Worf found having Klingon acne to be.