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Old May 7 2012, 12:52 AM   #10
Guy Gardener
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Re: what's next for Marvel (movies)?

Strange was supposed to be an asshole doctor who was handicapped and then went on a spiritual quest to get his hedonistic life back... Y'know to trick god into becoming his pez dispenser for wishes.

Hugh Fucking Laurie has been playing the first half of the Doctor Strange mythos for the last 8 years!

I can imagine the first scene.

Strange licks the shit of the back of a toad, from anus to chin with slobber everywhere, to get high enough to do magic... He says "Here, your turn"

Steve rubs the toads back on the camera.

Squishes it right in.

Jucing psychodellics all over the lense.

Then explains.

"I'm the Sorcerer Supreme, of course I can bloody see you."
"Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft."

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