She couldn't lose 5 pounds because she drank like a fish.
And because she couldn't be confused for a kite, a dozen or so a night had barely any effect on her.
We were young.
You're supposed to drink "like that" when you're young.
Though recycling day, taking all the empty bottles to the curb was too sobering.
I'm the opposite.
I can't drink.
I get to four and I'm an idiot.
By 6 I'm passed out.
This is how/why she slept with most of my friends.