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Old May 1 2012, 01:24 AM   #1356
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Ambassadors, who live on Nimbus III.
B is for Bag of Food. Silver bag. Which Uhura brings for Scotty while he's making repairs and adjustments to the new Enterprise-A's bridge
C is for Centre of the Galaxy, where Not-God lives
D is for deceit which HWING (He Whom is Not God) practiced
E is for Enterprise NCC 1701-A
F is for the feline dancer/stripper that attacked Kirk on Nimbus III.
G is for God. What does He need with a starship?
H is for Hanging conduit. That Scotty knocks himself unconscious on.
I is for Impossible. As in it's Impossible for the Enterprise to have reached the center of the galaxy so very quickly. If it was; then Voyager would have been home by the second episode.
J is for J'onn. He has only a field of empty holes, and seeks what all men have sought since time began.
K is for Korrd. General Korrd. The Klingon whose military strategies were once required reading for cadets at Starfleet Academy.
L is for Long-lost brother, what Sybok was to Spock
M is for Mortified. As in the correct emotional response to seeing Uhura doing her fan dance.
N is for Nimbus III, "the Planet of Galactic Peace."
O is for Old Chair that Kirk misses. His new Captain's Chair is broken. And squeaks.
P is for Photon Torpedo, which can't hurt our invulnerable heroes but can irritate Not-God.
Q is for Quest...which Sybok and his followers were on to find Sha Ka Ree.
R is for Romulan females. (General Korrd has heard they are... different)
S is for Sha-Ka-Ri, Vulcan's Eden
T is for Terrible. Which this movie is.
U is for Unappealing. Which most of Bran Ferren's f/x were.
V is for Vorta Vor, another name for Eden. And V is for Vixis, the Klingon female officer that Sulu and Chekov were drooling over.
W is for Water...something Nimbus III sorely lacked and J'Onn was drilling for when he first met Sybok. It's also for Warner, David Warner. Who was also in STVI.
X is for Xenotheology. Yes it is. For instance, one of Not-God's forms is an Andorian deity.
Y is for Yawning holes in the plot which allowed some really weird and illogical stuff to happen.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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