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Old April 23 2012, 09:41 AM   #4003
Guy Gardener
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Re: DC's New 52: Reviews and Discussion (Spoilers welcolme and likely)

I've always wondered why the the guy with 500 wives utter hedonism didn't kick in.

Or rapist Zoophiles and massmurderers like the rest of the Shazam Club?

Only the cluless purity of a tiny child could dull all that willingness to cut babies in half into workable heroism.


Here's a pickle.

What if Billy still turns into big red cheese.

(Red cheese? Menstruating cows? Very careless. The first time it was careless until someone decided that red cheese was awesome.)

So we got a Banner vs Hulk thing going on here if Asshole Billy is retardedized down into Captain Marvel, that he has to sacrifice half his IQ to become godlike powerful and hen he has to resentfully deal with perfect clarity of his adventures after the fact.

Billy could hate being Captain Marvel while still being literally addicted to the power.

Damn, I'm a bitter pill.
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