He is Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander. Born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland and he is still alive. He is immortal. For six hundred years he's been a warrior, a lover, a wanderer, constantly facing other immortals in a combat to the death...
Look, I'm serious. Starfleet is important to a lot of people, to a lot of races.
Oh I'm sure it is.
I'm enlisting, and that's all there is to it. You mind telling me what you find funny about this?
Not exactly funny, but pretty entertaining, yeah.
Just what is so entertaining?
MacLeod running off to be a hero again, another uniform, another peacekeeping force, the same old story again and again.
You know there are times I really don't like you.
That's OK, sometimes I don't like myself.