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Old April 15 2012, 09:09 PM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!

Janeway: What do you mean I have to fondle something?

Kate Mulgrew: Ugh!
Robert Beltran: What's the matter?
Kate Mulgrew: Jeri Ryan's turned up!

Seven: I will never wear those ridiculous catsuits!

Janeway: Nice alien! Just press these commands, that's it! Press the one to destroy your ship, I mean-

Janeway thinking: I'm queen of the universe! Captain of the best ship ever! I have the best looks of them all, and I have a body of a Goddess!

Doctor: Non-real or not, you need to take better care of yourself captain. Safe sex still applies with holograms. In fact especially with holograms!

Janeway: Wait a minute! I know you! You're that Trill woman who kissed Jadzia Dax! Lenara whatsits... Lenara Kahn that's it!
Borg Queen: I don't know what you are talking about...
Janeway: So that explains why your so pissed off with the Alpha Quadrant! You were caught in an act of reassociation!

Janeway: I heard that George Lucas the 15th made this film.
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9
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