Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
Chekov: May I have your attention, please?
Entire Crew: NO!!!
Chekov: Okay, then.
Chekov: Scotty's not aboard yet! I'm the only one who knows how to use the transporter!
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