Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, Iím told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
Oh, I almost forgot. We had hoped to precede "Titanic" with a rare glimsp of "Away from it all" AKA "The Gondola Sketch"
from Life of Brian (ah memories!). Sadly we will have to make do with a docu-drama about James Cameronís voyage to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Truely a new low in film making.