With respect, you're not going to get anyone to drop what they're doing and spend the time necessary to create what you are asking for with an expectant tone.
I get that there's no real "tone" to these posts though, but try to remember that Photoshopping something like this takes time and precision. And that whoever is doing it will be doing it for free. Yeah, the above example was obviously a joke. But speaking as someone who is mainly an amateur with Photoshop, I sure as shit wouldn't be going out of my way to whip this up for you based on that last reply.
Your mileage may vary of course, but that's my general feeling on the subject.