Yeah, this was right up there with Remedial Chaos Theory
as my favourite episode of the season, brilliant stuff.
While his critics suggest that he merely improvised hot-button patriotic dogma in a Ferris Buellerian attempt to delay schoolwork, Winger decries the accusation as "a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11." Later, after the war, he would refer to the theory as "essentially accurate".
Gotta love Keith David's voice.